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I'm a child of God and so are you :) and our Father rules the universe. That is so cool!!!

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I never get sick! They sent me home from work because I have a cold :( i just called my mom Hopefully she will make me some chicken soup :)

OMG IT'S HOT!!!

Live in Concert... Eddie Santiago at Mambo Cafe August 11, 2012

In life we never lose friends, we only learn who our true ones are.

A wholesome tongue is a tree of life: but perverseness therein is a breach in the spirit. (Proverbs 15:4 KJV)

Thank you God for all your blessings. Thank you for my customers that bought cars from me. Bless them and bless the owner of my dealer. Amen

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But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint. (Isaiah 40:31 KJV)

OMG!!! It's HOT!!! I need to go jump in a swimming pool!!!

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The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork. Day unto day uttereth speech, and night unto night sheweth knowledge. (Psalm 19:1, 2 KJV)

Wait on the Lord: be of good courage, and he shall strengthen thine heart: wait, I say, on the Lord. (Psalm 27:14 KJV)

its not hot enough to cook an egg on the street yet, i tried :)

It's going to be blazing hot today! Be safe and check on your senior family and friends. Don't forget your pets either!

hello :))

Now that all the promoters are on Facebook we need to go back to MySpace :)

In loving memory of DONNA SUMMER write a few lyrics down till the song is finished. Donna Summer "I WILL SURVIVE": At first I was afraid...

Women Guard your heart and your body because when you have something valuable everyone doesn't have a right to it...

Love is like water, hold it with a tight grip it runs out of ur hands but cup it gently with freedom to move and it stays within ur hand :)

I have heard of women that aren’t crazy, but I’ve also heard of Unicorns. :-D

Dear Apple and Facebook for being world leaders in technology and social media Your iPhone Facebook app sucks Take a billion make it work!!!

BESTFRIEND: the one you can get mad at only for a short period because you have important stuff to tell them.

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Things you should never do after a breakup: 1. Listen to love songs. 2. Read old messages 3. Read their statuses, tweets or updates.

God is wonderful... I just enjoy the ride :)

Love is a thing for TWO . But there's always a slut who doesn't know how to count!!!

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The hilarious moment when someone tries to make you jealous, and you actually don’t give a crap. ¯(ツ)/¯

The awkward moment when someone ugly says “I need my beauty sleep.”, when in fact they need to hibernate.

OMG! The things I find online when I can't sleep. In America, in the 1820s, the phrase "date" was most closely associated with prostitution. I guess hoes have always existed... LMAO!!!

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Happy Mothers Day

Why waste your time hating, When you can enjoy your time loving; Stay humble.

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Who else has dropped the phone on their face while laying in bed reading Facebook?

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LIKE if you think every phone should have the same charger. SHARE if you wish it were true :)

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I been on YouTube the past several hours watching HIP HOP MUSIC is SATANIC warning videos JayZ Rihanna Beyonce and now I can't sleep!!! O__O

At Sonic drive through car in front me orders "I want a plain hotdog, what comes on top of it"? Sonic person answers, "nothing its plain".

To all the SINGLE MOMS being mommy and daddy have a wonderful Mothers Day weekend God bless you with love strength and wisdom God loves you

HUG YOUR MOM TODAY!!!

2Pac - Keep Ya Head Up http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPx87Z6zHRQ

HAPPY MEXICAN MOTHERS DAY!!! Feliz Dias de las Madres!!!

!!!WARNING!!! Sickest nastiest EVIL video! DO NOT WATCH IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4I9OYCE3-o

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i like this track http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UceOt2E2VN4 The Cool Kids - Mikey Rocks

Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to ‘Unstable’

Question? If you bought a used car for $30,000 you get home check the car dealer website and it was advertised for $25,000 How would you feel? Do you think a car dealer should honor an advertised price on a used car even if the customer does not know about it?

If you are reading this I just wanted to remind you God loves you and He is there for you even when you think He is not. God is Love.

I believe in God the one in the Bible parted the red sea destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah gave us the 10 Commandments Psalms 23 my life is Yours

30 years from now: “Dad, how did you meet mom?” “Well son, your mom just had the hottest profile pic so I had to friend request that.”

thunder woke me up....

Whenever I talk with someone who stutters… I yell “REMIX!!!"

Wow!!! DJ Spin is throwing down on B96 right now OMG!!! He got me jammin in my ride!!! He is almost as good of a DJ as Juan Too Big Perez :)

Just took my best friend out to the movies :) my dad. We saw Avengers wow great movie!!!

RIP - Beastie Boys Rapper Adam "MCA" Yauch - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

RIP - Beastie Boys Rapper Adam "MCA" Yauch

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FACT: 16000 children die from hunger EVERY DAY! When you eat pray and give thanks for your blessings. Many will die today because of hunger.

Trade religion for a relationship with GOD

Some people come in your life as Blessings, others come in your life as Lessons...

Good morning :) GOD loves you

I love it when it rains but I feel like a kid I get all scarred my heart beats all crazy when I hear thunder It sounds as if GOD is walking

Im in the mood for ice cream... Oberweis mmm...

Bring back JULIAN JUMPIN PEREZ to Chicago radio B96!!! Chicago House Music and B96 is hurting without him!!!

Ladies, if a man does not respond to the queen in you, there's one of two problems...either he doesn't recognize the Queen in you or there is no King in him!

OBEY: She asked GOD, Why did he break my heart? GOD replied: Did u ask me if it was okay to give your heart to him?

No girl should ever be a second choice. They should wait for the one guy that makes them a priority.

thinks that if your relationship status says, ""It's complicated"" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to ""Single""

I remember the good old days B96 Julian Jumpin Perez Bad Boy Bill Tim Spinnin Schommer Frankie Hollywood Rodriguez and WGCI Martin The Boogie Man Luna, oh how I miss them!!!

People will Hate you, Rate you, Shake you and Break you. But how strong you stand is what Makes you.

Juan Too Big Perez - BAILA REGGAETON mix tape hit 6 million downloads today :) http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/BailaReggaeton.mp3

Juan Too Big Perez - BAILA REGGAETON mix tape hit 6 million downloads today :)

I retired from DJing this year my turntables look lonely all dusty and neglected :/ hmmm...

Juan Too Big Perez spinning live Reggaeton 2008 http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/040208.mp3

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.

143 Jesus If you 143 Jesus repost this...

My mind was blown when I realized “OK” is a sideways person... tilt your head and look

iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO...

Deja Poo: the feeling that you've heard this crap before.

Did you know Obama passed a law that we are all required to have a microchip implanted in our body by March 23 2013 Hr3200 Sec 2521 page1001

If a man expects his woman to be an angel in his life, then he should first create a heaven for her...

Got back from Texas last night :D thank you Lord!

Today my dad turned 75. Happy Birthday papi. Thank you GOD for my father. A perfect example of a God fearing man a loving husband and father

:'( I love you tio Homero I know your in heaven thank you for being there for me when I was growing up and teaching me to drive stick shift

We arrived in Brownsville safe :) I'm so tired

I'm driving to Brownsville Texas for my uncles funeral. Pray for me and my family for a safe trip. Thank you.

Ready for summer!!! First 25 people to call (847)637-6884 and say Peter Peter pumpkin eater gets a free BQ set!!!

We finally let my mom know that my uncle her little brother passed away. The first thing she did was pray. GOD is her comforter. I just gave the hugs :) Thank you GOD for my uncle Homero Santiago Luna he was a great gift for our family. Only You know what You do.

Yesterday I found out all my new clothes got thrown in the garbage by mistake my dad has Alzheimer's then I learned my uncle died life is...

Please pray for my mom Maria D Perez GOD gives her strength handles the death of her little brother We are going to tell her in about 2hours

Please keep my family in prayer My moms little brother who is my favorite uncle Homero Santiago Luna passed away tonight to be with the LORD

Prayer Request: my friends mom is in the hospital with a nonstop severe fever over 3days please pray for complete healing of Judith Espinoza

C is for cookies and cookies are for me :))

Jesus Christ the same yesterday, and to day, and for ever. (Hebrews 13:8 KJV)

Flo Rida - Wild Ones ft. Sia http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpOR_HuHRNs

Maná - Mariposa traicionera http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av3wkasS-WQ

GOD LOVES YOU!!!

Dying your cat yellow so your neighbours think you have a pet Pikachu.

I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle and a prayer... Life is also fun that way :)

I wouldn’t have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity...

Is it dead? ( ._.) (._. ) I don’t know? Poke it....

I resigned from my job yesterday had a meeting with some managers I'm going back to work in the morning but I have a problem, I CAN'T SLEEP!

No good girl deserves to be just an option...

Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia.

If you’re going to tell someone you love them, then you better live up to those words cause love needs to be shown, not said.

I resigned from my job today. GOD you lead my way.

Facebook rule #1: If I’m not in it, don’t tag me in your photo.

True love is like ghost, which everyone talks about but few have seen.

Accidentally used AOL to search for something today. I feel like everyone who works there probably high-fived each other and got really hopeful about the future!

I'm at church :)

Just ate at Ruby Tuesdays Woodfield mall they gave me roten cranberry juice Donnie Peterson a manager there is not customer service oriented

deep song weird but listen to the lyrics... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-Lr0igwLIY

Ain't no sunshine when it's on...

Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

GOD is good :)

going into work right now after a funeral does not seem right I should be going to church with my family instead...

Just got home from a funeral. Walking through the graveyard reading headstones reminded me that tomorrow is not guaranteed...

at funeral: Macrina Torres this woman life was tiny like all of us but through her goodness she created a never ending ripple of family love

I love this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dus4UaJe1Ig

Watching my mom cry over a loved one makes me sad :*( at a wake of a woman who touched many lives including my families RIP Macrina Torres

You are going to be criticized either way so do something you believe in.

LIKE if you remember having to REWIND a movie video before you returned it...

Life is borrowed time...

AYONA - LOST IN THE MUSIC http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYVZTBakvzI

I love this track ***AYONA*** OFFICIAL " Irrelevant/So Serious" VIDEO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9kVWqpsLVI

New rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without saying “Thanks”, I am granted one attempt at trying to trip you.

Good morning :)

Listening to someone who’s single is a good way to mess up your own relationship.

That awesome feeling of how gangster you are after rapping your favorite part of a song without screwing up.

You never realize what you have till it’s gone. Toilet paper is a good example.

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Without the crucifixion of JESUS CHRIST we would have to sacrifice animals to get our sins forgiven it be a never ending barbecue. 143 JESUS

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Chicago Cubs!!!

Lesson of the Day: This is your ass (_._) This is your ass in prison (_O_) . Any questions? Just say no to crime...

LIKE if you have like 50 t-shirts but you only wear 7 of them and complain that you have no clothes...

I wish people were like money so I could hold them to the light to see which ones are real.

Admit it, we’ve all hidden our favorite food from the rest of our family.

It takes a strong person to say sorry but a stronger person to show forgiveness.

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I started being a DJ 23 years ago I have decided to retire Thank you for all the years of loving me and my music GOD bless you GOD LOVES YOU

The nail that does not remain under the hammer will never reach its goal...

had a very nice day spent some time with my friend Melissa had a very deep conversation about GOD went to 2 churches and ate Portillos :)

funny how life is...

I started being a DJ 23 years ago I decided to retire. Thank you for all the years of loving me and my music. GOD bless you. GOD LOVES YOU. -Juan J Perez "Juan Too Big Perez"

Visiting Harvest Bible Chapel with my friend Melissa :)

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Perfect day to buy a car. Call me 773-370-6226 over 200 new and used vehicles to choose from. ALL CREDIT APPLICATIONS ACCEPTED! Drive today!

Click LIKE if your going to buy a Mega Millions lotto ticket for tonight's 560 million dollar drawing!!!

But he knoweth the way that I take: when he hath tried me, I shall come forth as gold. (Job 23:10 KJV)

I was ordering food at Portillos on the counter a big cockroach walks by at Arlington Heights Portillos. NASTY!!! Do not eat there!!!

I'm not allowed to wear earrings at work and my ear piercings closed Anyone interested in buying my 2.5 carats diamond earrings white gold?

Looking at your ex and wondering “was I drunk the entire relationship?”

That moment when you get a sweet text & you just sit there smiling at your screen like a weirdo.

All guys should learn from Mario Bros. No matter how far their princess is, they should go after her.

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I don’t care how old you are, When you see a balloon about to hit the floor, you dive too stop it and start playing :)

If you cheat on someone that’s willing to do anything for you, you actually cheated yourself.

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I only want two things in life: 1. Lose weight 2. Eat.

The first person to ever attempt skydiving must have been one of the bravest mofos ever.

If You Are Kind People May Accuse You Of Selfish, Ulterior Motives; Be Kind Anyway.

Nothing says “I suck at technology” more than a sideways profile picture.

Never chase love, affection, or attention. If it isn’t given freely by another person, it isn’t worth having.

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Vote Ron Paul 2012 tomorrow is voting day in Illinois

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.

Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance…the 5 stages of me hitting the snooze button in the morning.

LIKE if… You’ve recorded yourself singing to see if you could actually sing :)

No matter where you live, there’s always 1 light switch that doesn’t do anything.

I start my job Monday! I will not disclose my job until I know for sure I will be staying with the company. They are very successful but that does not mean anything to me. Im still interviewing them. Im extremely picky so I will let you know if I hire them to provide my paycheck :D

finished my job training yesterday it was a great experience a lot of excellent information I just pray that the job itself is just as great

Tried a Burrito from La Alcancia Restaurant in Carpentersville, it was nasty salty messy, I will never eat there again!!! Horrible food!!!

I asked my trainer which machine at the gym I should use to impress beautiful women…he pointed outside & said “The ATM machine”

If he knows what size underwear you wear but not your ring size....Ladies you did something outta order!

Anyone going car shopping this weekend?

I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called “Amazing.”

Whenever my EX shows up in my Facebook feed, I think “I am so glad I'm the one that got away.” :)

Such a beautiful day that the LORD has made...

Such a beautiful day that the LORD had made.

Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99

When you’re walking then start texting and walk slower and slower and slower til you’re just standing there texting.

If you can guess what my new job is I will give you $100 cash. I will check this post Monday and see who won. First correct answer wins!!! If you know me personally you do not qualify to win so please don't answer.

If you keep looking back at the one who doesn’t deserve you, you may miss the one you deserve.

R. Kelly - Half On A Baby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ah2ymWRquRo

A life without dreaming, is a life without meaning.

Common sense is a lot like deodorant. The people who need it most, never use it.

Such a beautiful day :)

The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have gotten.

Sometimes you have to forget how you feel and remember what you deserve.

Every relationship has its problems, but what makes it perfect is when things are bad, and you still want to be together.

I have not had a regular job since 2007, I was sick of huevonitus. Well I got a job today. OMG!!! what did I do? I might call in sick my first day :D

Relationship Killers : Insecurity, trust issues, Facebook, Twitter, jealousy, lack of communication, assumptions.

Just because I don’t talk to you, or text you first, doesn’t mean I don’t miss you. I’m just waiting for you to miss me :D

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I hate the feeling when you have to say goodbye to someone you want to spend every minute with.

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Ladies, admit it, At some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.

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One day, someone will walk into your life and make you see why it never worked out with anyone else.

When people see you as a competition, you already won.

Just saw ACT of VALOR really good movie based on what our service men and women do to protect the USA I thank you all GOD protect you

Whenever you think about giving up, think about why you’ve kept going for this long.

one of my favorite songs Bette Davis Eyes - Kenneth Pattengale http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1slsMyGvU_Y

Why is it that when you turn someone down, all of a sudden the supposed love they have for you turns into evil anger and hatred toward you?

I listen to nothing more closely than the muffled conversation happening after someone has accidentally butt dialed me.

Thank you everyone that wished me a Happy Birthday yesterday i did try to reply to everyone but I got over 1000 birthday wishes thank you :)

I feel so loved today. I am getting lots of birthday wishes ☺

Thank you GOD for another year of life. I have been blessed with so much. Best gift ever, You created me perfect. Thank you LORD.

Don’t waste electricity. How would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?

The only way a guy should hurt a girl; is from hugging her too tight :)

Money is the root of all evil. For more information, send $10 to me.

Anyone else Sprint phone not working right now?

It is mathematically impossible to have world population grow without using all of our planets oil resource. Think about it???

Im gonna go to staples and say “look at me now, look at me now, Im gettin paper!”

The cure for AIDS was patented in 1983 Google search: US Patent 5,676,977 or go to the USPTO dot Gov search patent number 5,676,977

When I was young our phones didn’t have internet, they had SNAKE!

School shooting in Ohio, hmm Not to belittle the situation but most intercity kids or residents dodge bullets just walking home and some die

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we goin o sckoo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDHbtI5kunM

If you ever want to know what you look like to the world, don’t look in a mirror, have a child draw you.

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

If you put a finger in your ear and scratch, it sounds like Pacman :)

LIKE if you’ve connected a bunch of dry-erase markers together and pretended it’s a sword….. but then it keeps breaking!

A lot of people tend to confuse bad decisions with bad luck. It's easy to try to blame something or someone else instead of yourself.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we’ll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

When you’re stressed, You eat Ice cream, Cake, Chocolate & Sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is DESSERTS :)

Watching BORDER WARS National Geographic is making me change my mind on immigration I feel sorry for these people trying to get into the USA

Facebook is like school. There’s the cool kids, the intellectual rebels, and there’s always a rumor going on.

This guy needs to be on Americas Got Talent for real, Amazing!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OasVtpPcjWg

OMG got caught cheating! Bustdown! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FR5nlkecCU

I bet Rihanna and Chris Brown working together again leads to some big hits.

Say it to my face, not through your status.

Reasons why I’m still single: ✔ can’t date the internet. ✔ can’t date my favorite celebrity. ✔ can’t date Facebook. ✔ can’t date myself.

A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend. If she doesnt get jealous when someone has your attention, it’s because someone has hers.

Haters will broadcast your failure, but whisper your success.

Should I have gotten a ticket? My truck is 7k pounds impossible stop in 3 sec green to red light http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wqe3qIzE38

You know I'm not perfect no one is. I can only live make mistakes and learn but leave everything in GOD hands to guide me through

Don’t you hate when you forget that you’re watching the DVR and don’t skip commercials ?

.... give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord. (Romans 12:19 KJV)

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I need to download an embedded video from a website it has a video of supposedly me blowing a red light if you know how to this let me know

Nine times out of ten, when I say “on my way” or “be there in 5 or 10,” I haven’t even left my house yet.

If you ran like your mouth, you’d be in good shape

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Friend: “Omg, your parents are so nice!” … You: “It’s because you`re here..”

☐ Single. ☐ Taken. ☑ Helping Mario get Peach

That awkward moment when you stay trapped in your room because there are strangers in your house.

The Lord shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace. (ÉXODO 14:14 KJV)

The Lord shall fight for you, and ye shall hold your peace. (ÉXODO 14:14 KJV)

Whenever you’re bored send this text to a random number.. “I hid the body.”

Instead of saying, “I’m going to play devil’s advocate” people should say, “I’m going to be a dick.”

I use to like this song when I was a kid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqep56MAl_o

I try to accomplish something before the microwave reaches zero.

Getting back with an ex is pretty much like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear.

Toby Mac - City On Our Knees http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlaKYbG5Bq0

What the sign says: DO NOT TOUCH. What I read: Touch when nobody is looking.....

Facebook is where you lie to your friends. Twitter is where you’re honest with complete strangers.

Watching Doomsday Preppers on National Geographic Channel is making me paranoid! I want to start prepping!

OMG GOT CAUGHT CHEATING LOL!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FR5nlkecCU

one of my ex hit me up she said she still loves me its been 10 years geez i must have done something right ;P come to big daddy woo woo woo!

Wealthy people miss one of life’s greatest thrills…making the last car payment.

Whenever I accidentally step on my dog, I’m like “OH MY GOD! OH IM SO SORRY!” and they run away. I run after them like “LET ME LOOVE YOUU!”

Laughing so hard, no noise coming out, so you sit there clapping like a retarded seal.

...follow righteousness, faith, charity, peace, with them that call on the Lord out of a pure heart. (2 Timothy 2:22 KJV)

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application.

3 blonds were driving to Disney World… The sign said; Disney World Left, so they started crying, turned around, and drove home.

girl just got caught up

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FR5nlkecCU

Arise, O Lord; O God, lift up thine hand: forget not the humble. (Psalm 10:12 KJV)

How do men sort their laundry? “Filthy” and “Filthy but wearable”

Say “I won a math debate” 5 times really fast!!! ....... Now slap yourself for being such a pervert.

iF ShE sTilL wRitES LiKE ThiS sHe iS tOo yOunG FOr YoU BrO.

Studies have shown that 231,823,764people are too lazy to read this number.

That awkward moment when you choke on water and it feels like you’re going to die.

Delight thyself also in the Lord; and he shall give thee the desires of thine heart. (Psalm 37:4 KJV)

Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth. (Colossians 3:2 KJV)

Either my spidey senses are tingling, or my foot just fell asleep.

RIGHT NOW YOU HAVE: 3 fingers behind your phone, your pinky tucked under for support and your scrolling with your thumb! LIKE if I’m right.

Dear radio stations, you do realize there are more than just 5 songs in the world, right?

You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can actually go to jail.

Scrolling down your newsfeed & thinking: "Dont care" 'Whore" "Your life sucks" "Song lyrics." "Inside joke?" "Needs a therapist...."

Need prayer? check out https://www.facebook.com/WordDivine

Life is short, but are you living correctly? Evil is real there is a hell. GOD is real there is a heaven. Where will you go when you die?

Dear servant of GOD Almighty, When you feel like you're drowning in life, don't worry, your lifeguard Jesus Christ walks on water.

Your future is jealous because you keep living in the past.

Happy Valentines Day Sad Girl 1 freestyle music mix by Juan Too Big Perez download right now FREE!!!

Happy Valentines Day Sad Girl 1 freestyle music mix by Juan Too Big Perez download right not free http://www.dj2big.com/?p=10

I do not blame Obama for out economic crises its none sense to blame it on any other president we need to blame ourselves for buying imports

Seriously how economically pathetic of a country we have become when the president has to "ease" economic crisis wit $40 tax break per check

Mr Obama instead if being concerned for workers in China you need to look at the under paid citizens from the USA living paycheck 2 paycheck

I would like to wish all SINGLE MOTHERS a very Happy Valentines Day @-}---

Everyone in the USA is so broke that Obama does not realize $40 does not fill up the majority of anyone car gas tank

Obama just said he helping people keep their Internet on by extending a tax break $40 per paycheck that alone lets you know the USA is broke

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. (John 15:13 KJV)

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Some people just need to change their status update to, "Needs Attention"

And thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might. (Deuteronomy 6:5 KJV)

Music is getting to the point when a computer will soon win a Grammy Award for singing naked wearing a wig and worshipping satan Grammys Suk!!!

Grammy Awards Sucked! Its getting to the point where a computer will soon win an award for singing naked wearing a wig and worshipping satan

I just watched the movie Preachers Wife last night with my niece, I was telling her how Whitney Houston use to sing in church thats why she sang so beautiful, RIP Whitney Houston

I just watched the movie Preachers Wife last night with Whitney Houston I was telling her how she use to sing in church, RIP Whitney Houston

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Juan Too Big Perez - My Sexy Lady http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/dj2bigmysexylady.mp3

Today is my parents 46th year wedding anniversary. Amazing. GOD bless you mami and papi.

This is FACEBOOK, quit posting your nasty twisted-kissy-faced-Myspace-angled photos. Thank you.

A wife of noble character is her husband’s crown, but a disgraceful wife is like decay in his bones. Prv 12:4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyuXucP0LWo watch this Elmo video it is funny

One of the worse things I have ever seen is a person be a drug addict if only you got addicted to GOD your entire life would change to good

Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

Just git out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with ""according to the prophecy""

Psalm 23

Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.

LIKE if you hide your favorite food from your family.

Beyonce - "Halo" (COVER) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJUyJJT3Oc4

one of my favorit songs of all time http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLrC7e3vSv8

i like to return back to the classics http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttAF-EJvt8g

is thinking that Facebook must be female. Just when you think you've figured her all out, she changes

Who else had one of those pens with a million colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUfViifKGEs

I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special so I have her a helmet and some crayons

LIKE if you like food more than people.

I bought the StoneDine cooking set wow!!! Nothing sticks to the pan and you cook without oil I swear it works just like on the infomercial

Congratulations to the New York Giants Super Bowl XLVI Champions

LOL Brady made a big time boo boo!!!

NY GIANTS all the way baby!!!

Who are you going for in the Super Bowl?

If you could kick the ass of the very person responsible for your troubles, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for a month.

Sometimes I have conversations with myself in my head and I wonder who is that replying

The 3 most common lies on the internet:
1. I have read and agreed to the terms of service.
2. Status: Offline.
3. I am over 18.

JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ flashback mixtape June 2008 http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/061108.mp3

I force my dogs to watch animal abuse commercials just to show them how good they have it.

SAD GIRL 1 FREESTYLE MUSIC MIX by JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl1a.mp3

SAD GIRL 3 FREESTYLE MUSIC MIX by JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl3a.mp3

In the mood for some freestyle music had to listen to the best JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl5a.mp3

The police officer that shot and killed a autism child in Calumet city needs to be fired today!

I tried being vegetarian, did it for an year. I was all good until i craved pizza :(

The first thing you say at the drive thru windows is, "Lemme get uhhhhhhhhhmmm."

Do you believe in GOD? The one in the Holy Bible that created the Heavens and the Earth that sent his son Jesus Christ to die for our sins. I Juan J Perez aka Juan Too Big Perez believe in GOD and I accept Jesus Christ as my LORD and SAVIOR.

at AToToNILcO on 26st in Chicago with my parents about to max on. Torta De Lengua yummy!!!

Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun. Fall in love. Regret nothing, and don’t let people bring you down.

and I thought i was weird http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Reqi0LKMU88

Facebook = 100Billion Members = 800million $125 per member I have 9000+ friends my Facebook is worth $1,125,000 anyone want to buy it? LMAO!

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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I like Chicago CBS news Bill Kurtis and Walter Jacobson rocks!!!

Im bored, so im considering dressing as the grim reaper & tapping on the windows of the retirement home & waving to the residents for fun

scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today's status.

You laugh because Im different, I laugh because you are all the same :D

Add me on twitter JuanTooBigPerez

Wyclef Jean featuring Mary J. Blige - 911 ft. Mary J. Blige http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiNRIR8tjFc

R.Kelly feat. Sparkle Be Careful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x86tostIKE

God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.

R. Kelly - I Wish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8CXUzepL6k

If you took a Facebook IQ Test and it determined you’re a Genius, the fact that you participated in a Facebook test negates the result

If your significant other claims they never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.

Christina Aguilera snapped at Etta James Funeral http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aviEAI_NgYc

PROFILE PICTURES: What people want other people to think they look like.
TAGGED PICTURES: What they actually look like.

RON PAUL wants to secure the United States borders with our troops by bringing them home. Get informed RonPaul2012dotCom

RON PAUL wants to secure the United States borders with our troops by bringing them home. Get informed RonPaul2012dotCom http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vykq1fm8hmo

I luv the rhythm to this song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JEdf7XsV5g

They broke up. Here come the depressing Twitter & Facebook statuses.

Ok I'm starting to learn how to use twitter I kind of get it but I kinda don't....

Man does not live on bread alone but on every word that comes from the mouth of the LORD.

I'm watching the Presidential debate on CNN and Ron Paul is destroying all the candidates . With an open mind check out RonPaul2012 dotCom

I BELIEVE in the RƎVO˩UTION check out RonPaul2112 dotCom he wants to lower taxes cut excess spending by a trillion bring back all our troops plus make marijuana legal use are armed forces to protect our borders reform education and immigration RON PAUL for President!

I BELIEVE in the RƎVO˩UTION
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cr2KV50BKQQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGncPTQiy2c I like this song

excuse my language but this is fked up!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRPldELzZXA

All I have in the world is my balls and my word...

LIKE if you have a specific way of eating certain foods.

A person hates you for 1 of 3 reasons. 1) They want to be you. 2) They hate themselves. 3) They see you as a threat.

Eating at ROSATI'S they snapped opened a new restaurant Carpentersville at the old rt25 Village Pizza location $8 buffet OMG it is good food

Be not wise in thine own eyes: fear the LORD, and depart from evil. Prv 3:7

Facebook needs a “Drama of the day” section in my news feed.

GO CHICAGO BEARS!!! Maybe if I start now they will be in the Super Bowl next year :)

wow!!! I just saw an Abortion Surviver speak on FOX News. Her mom aborted her but she survived!!!

Milli Vanilli - Girl, I'm gonna Miss You http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZG-VvlErJY

Being a STALKER was sexy in the 80s http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDZcqBgCS74

RON PAUL for President 2012 Audit the Federal Reserve Lower the debt 1Trillion Reform Education Legalize Marijuana goto RONPAUL2012dotCom

RON PAUL 2012 for President the R[∃vo˩]ution begins http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wefrj6gCxGg

Jon Secada- Just Another Day http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yfu9egNOdA

If your a dad I really recommend you watch the movie COURAGEOUS it is very good

You will never find the right person, if you never let go of the wrong one :)

Since its finally really snowing in Chicago I feel like hanging Christmas lights :)

Since when did bathrooms become photobooths?

To Like Your Own Status Or Picture On Facebook Is Like High-Fiving Yourself!!!

FYI: New SOPA law, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him. GET INFORMED!!!

Leviticus 18

Wealth maketh many friends; but the poor is separated from his neighbour. Prv 19:4

IF THESE LAWs PASS I CAN'T GIVE AWAY ANYMORE JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ MIXTAPES the Protect IP Act (PIPA) Stop Online Piracy Act (SOPA) goto GOOGLEdotCom click the GOOGLE logo to Oppose these laws

Santana, Everlast - Put Your Lights On http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5di5EhZshdQ

I wash d movie Carlito's Way las ni and 2day i fine mysef ttoking wit n ax sen

I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Pisces and she's a bitch.

A guy knocked on my door asking for a donation for the local school swimming pool, I went away came back with a cup of water. Is that wrong?

You think you big time!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSVi45vfA6o THE ONE.

LIKE if you've tried to have a diary but failed epically.

I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.

This was the #1 song on the charts when I born
Roberta Flack - Killing Me Softly With His Song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpNdMIAnKko

‎1. Find the song that was #1 the week you were born.
2. Find that song on YouTube.
3. Post it to your Facebook Timeline/Wall without shame.
4. Share your results here in the comments, too.

I'm not fat. My stomach is in 3D.

was singing "I Believe I Can Fly" as I tried to dunk a ball, failed :'(

sometimes things are worth saying so say them sometimes things are worth doing so do them life is short so live it but know there is a GOD

A relationship should be between (^__^) & (^__^) NOT (^__^) & (^__^) +++ (-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-) + FACEBOOK

3 solutions to every problem: accept it, change it, leave it. If you can't accept it, change it. If you can't change it, leave it.

Girls, at least clean up the bathroom before taking your profile picture in there...

Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhLGrSAOwRU

I was checking out my MySpace earlier wow what a flashback looking through all the old comments many of you have followed me for years ty

I have not gone to church in a while maybe i will go today

Ladies, life is short. So buy the shoes!

:D i wanna roll around in the snow become a snowman. When someone passes by walking I want to scream and scare the shhh out of them LOL!!

LIKE if you yell at your phone or computer as if it can actually understand you.

There comes a time in life when you have to let go of all the pointless drama and the people who create it. I tried but everyone from MySpace joined Facebook!

Womans Rule Book: If your man has a choice between you and her, let him choose her because if he really loved you there wouldn't be a choice

The doctor told my mom to abort me because she was older had complications and could die my mother first went to church when I was in her womb I lived so did my mother

Do you receive tips at your job? Do you believe that your tips should not be taxed? RON PAUL wants to end taxes on all tips. Get Informed RonPaul2012DotCom RON PAUL for President 2012

I need a job, Chase Bank said they would hire me if I got 100 people to like this post

Be Free!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3hAYbiusQM

I applied at Chase Bank they said I had to many people following me on Facebook :/ what the heck does that mean???

Real situations always expose fake people.

This is FACEBOOK, quit posting your nasty twisted-kissy-faced-Myspace-angled photos. Thank you.

When a woman holds her worth a man is willing to pay the price to keep her. When a woman is easy she has no worth to him just like a lost penny.

What kind of world are we living in that workers a a plant tha make Apple and Microsoft products have to commit suicide to get a pay raise!!

Girls love bad boys. Women love good men….

A young woman asks GOD, "How can I find the right man for me?" GOD answered, "Don't worry about finding the right man, concentrate on becoming the right woman for the righteous man."

For we walk by faith, not by sight 2Cor 5:7

I do not avenge my enemies they deal with my Lord GOD Almighty... note to my enemies have fun dealing with GOD. Romans 12:19 Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

I'm changing my Dj name from Juan Too Big Perez to “Free Beer” because when people see a sign that says “Free Beer Tomorrow at 9PM” everyone is going to be there.

 Mathew 6:  19 “Do not store up for yourselves treasures on earth, where moth and rust destroy, and where thieves break in and steal. 20 But store up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where moth and rust do not destroy, and where thieves do not break in and steal. 21 For where your treasure is, there your heart will be also.

Someone egged my brand new Ford Expedition All I want to say to you whomever you are GOD bless you! Material things dont mean anything to me

A happy heart makes the face cheerful, but heartache crushes the spirit. Prv 15:13

RON PAUL for President 2012 Audit the Federal Reserve Legalize Marijuana Lower the debt 1Trillion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rv0Z5SNrF4

The best inheritance parents can give their children is a few minutes of their time each day.

Eamon - F**k It http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYwyaCd8MyI

Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

Some people are like trees, they take forever to grow up.

JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ SAD GIRL 2 FREESTYLE MUSIC MIX http://www.dj2big.com/?p=13

OMG I'm at La Rosita in Palatine and the Gorditas De Asada are flame!!!

Love isn’t complicated, people are.

I need a job. I wonder where I can find one... I got to make at least 100k a year pretend to do something, hmmm I should be a politician?

Psalm 23

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.

Faithful on your wall, but cheating in their inbox...

John 3:16

I cannot see myself voting for someone named Mittens, President Mittens Romney does not even sound right, google RON PAUL 2012 get informed!

“WHEN I WAS DRAFTED, I WAS MARRIED AND HAD TWO KIDS, AND I WENT.” -RON PAUL, Presidential Debate Jan. 7, 2012

Late at night when you feel like you are alone and no one is there, GOD is there.

ask yourself: who has the most integrity? who has been consistent with his position and beliefs? who has been married and stayed loyal for 50+ years? who is the most educated in terms of economics, foreign policy, understanding of the military (especially air force) and has been a physician that delivered more than 4,000 babies? The church hospital he worked at has never turned a patient down.. Yet you trust all the other candidates more... why, because they say what you want to hear? vote RON PAUL 2012 for President

USA citizens can be arrested and detained against the law of our Constitution without due process http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxSVt1R4Iws

RON PAUL live on ABC Presidential debate right now!!! Watch listen and learn.

Join the new AMERICAN RƎVO˩UTION vote for RON PAUL for President 2012 END the FEDERAL RESERVE cut 4TRILLION in DEBT abolish The PATRIOT ACT and restore THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION

Democrats Abandon Obama For Ron Paul http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6M4IW2jExI

Do Black Americans Believe Ron Paul Is Racist? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej5_rZof7MA

“I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you’ve ever done in your life

SEND A MESSAGE TO HYPOCRITE POLITICIANS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExwqY7Wiiig

http://youtu.be/eD_ybaXhXno

I want to wish my beautiful and wonderful sister Minerva a happy birthday GOD bless you always

My vet said I should have both both my Shihtzu Chico and Baby Bella fixed Anyone have both a female and male dog not fixed in your home?

At some point you have to realize that some people can stay your heart but not your life

At some point you have to realize that so e people can stay your heart but not your life

We can live without oil but we cannot live without water, mark my words the price of water is going to skyrocket!

END THE WAR that is making the USA go broke!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUTYL8HfCGo

RON PAUL wants to legalize Marijuana RONPAUL2012DotCom get informed!!! RON PAUL for President 2012

JON STEWART IS HILARIOUS!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb5aGgQXhXo

Doctor RON PAUL for President a man who is not selfish cares for America http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rv0Z5SNrF4

OMG I forgot about Los Tres Reyes Magos "Three Kings" tonight I'm on a mission right now to buy dolls candy and gifts for my nieces Tio work is never done :)

RON PAUL will not take a salary higher than $39,000 per year when he is President wow!!! RON PAUL 2012 "PLAN TO RESTORE AMERICA" This is the kind of integrity and fiscal responsibility we need

RON PAUL probably the only congressman in history who refused his pension plan after congress RON PAUL for President goto RonPaul2012 DotCom

I have bought As Seen On Tv products and they all work as advertised. Oreck Vacuum, NuWave Oven and Orgreenic Pan set. Late night boredom :)

C'mon everyone, donate! Every penny helps! :D Let's Restore America! c: We can do this, we're almost there! We all need to band together and make this happen. ♥ (And if you cannot donate, help spread the word to friends & family about Ron Paul!) https://secure.ronpaul2012.com/

Fact: The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.

I never get jealous when I see my EX with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate :)

Turning off the downstairs lights and running upstairs so no one kills you…

CNN disrespects America Soldier wow!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cucTgJs6ZfY

If at first you don't succeed, you'll get a lot of free advice from folks who didn't succeed either.