Tonight NYE2012 at BUZZ BOMB $40 openBar party hard 9pm-4am buffet champaign GabrielRicanRodriguez PumpBoyLee PayBack SIN JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ

Good morning Happy Last Day of 2011 :)) Tonight I will be spinning at BUZZ BOMB bringing in 2012 New Year $40 open bar party hard 9pm-4am

OMG!!! What would I do if Facebook didn't alert me in the wee hours of the morning that 65 of my friends just changed their profile pic!!!

I would like to wish you a Happy New Year 2012 GOD bless you and just know I pray for you thank you for allowing me to be part of your life

There is no admission more sincere or mortifying than the intoxicated 'I've had a crush on you for ages' text.

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Busy my mind has been on other things i forgot to ask someone to be my New Years Eve date i wanted to kiss someone at midnight :/ oh well...

Do you ever stop and think about the days before Facebook, when you would do something and actually not tell anyone?

In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths. Prv 3:6

When I was Younger, I Put My Face Close To the Fan to hear My Robot Voice :D

LORD Almighty, blessed is the one who trusts in you. Psa 84:12

has many friends on Facebook, but this one’s the BEST: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

is on the toilet. (>_<) (o_o) (0_0) (^_^) ahhh... That's better

thinks arguing on Facebook is like running in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded.

Before marriage a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said After marriage he falls asleep before you finish saying it

I would rather cuddle then have sex. If your good with grammar you'll get it.

Facebook has just suggested I poke my gf. Yeah good one facebook...Been trying for weeks...

Im running for mayor of Carpentersville IL in the next election i don't like the way our town is ran and that's the only way I can change it

Every good friend once was a stranger.

I remember that one time, before Facebook, when I went outside and did stuff.

Bless those who curse you, Pray for those who mistreat you. Luke 6:28

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Note to guys: While you’re sitting there all day playing Call of Duty, your girlfriend is calling up someone else to go do your duty.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

They call it ""pms"" because ""mad cow disease"" was already taken.

When someone says, "Expect the unexpected," I like to punch them in the face to express my agreement.

son: "Is it true Dad, that in some countries a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

Those who give to the poor will lack nothing, but those who close their eyes to them receive many curses. Prv 28:27

Some people don’t just poop, crap just comes out of their mouth 24/7 as well

Only a few more days until those “yo, 2012 is about to be my year” status updates..

I like chicks with pistolas they are so sexy! Especially the all gangsta girls with them sharpie eye brows :D Donchu know Im Loko!!!

Note to guys: While you’re sitting there all day playing Call of Duty, your girlfriend is calling up someone else to go do your duty.

God has no Phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.

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Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.

Nothing like a dysfunctional family trying to function for the Holidays.

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?....Santa always stops after 3 ho's

LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.

Santa called and said I was on the good list. they wanted to know which elf I'd bribed!

8 minutes to presents 3 hours to perfect the ability to untie those silver wires to every possible point on a toy?

Ong I'm driving home call me

Um, where is the snow? I know we complain about the snow but deep down inside we all love a white Christmas

¸¸.•*¨*•♫ I Wish You a Merry ♫•*¨*•.¸

Dear Santa: I really want an “I don’t like” button for Facebook please.

thinks it was a bad idea trying to be the angel on the top of the xmas tree. Oops!

Christmas has been cancelled! Santa died laughing when I told him you’d been good this year!

I can’t tell you what I want for xmas. I’d end up on the naughty list for sure ;)

Dear Apple Facebook for being the most globally recognized tech companies your iPhone Facebook app really sucks! But Im addicted to both :)

LIKE IF: You sat down to check Facebook real quick and...an hour later, you're still here.

When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!

If I had one superpower, it would be the ability to punch telemarketers through the phone!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xrRWYouKy0

The day Facebook adds a "Who cares?" button would be the best day ever.

wow ADIDAS is that greedy!!! ADIDAS is a ZERO!!! http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-church-asks-derrick-rose-to-intercede-in-trademark-dispute-20111222,0,1605913.story

One of the quickest ways for a person to fail in life is to work so hard the boss thinks that person is after their job.

Chris Brown hits her, Eminem lies to her, Drake can’t remember her name = The life of Rihanna, OH NA NA THATS A SHAME

That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again...

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People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason.

1. You Get Robbed... 2. Update Facebook Status... 3. Tweet About It... 4. Call 911

I'm pretty jealous of my parents, no one will never have a kid as cool as theirs.

In Palatine at La Rosita about to max on a Torta

When I die, I’d like someone to keep updating my Facebook status just to freak people out… “hey, who knew they had wi-fi up here?"

if only i can kiss your lips so that we can see heaven together...

CHRISTMAS FLASH MOB!!! pretty cool http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyPQgJ-Yn88

Dear GOD thank you for giving me more than I deserve I cherish every moment remember everything you have done for me GOD I truly love you :)

Flashback hip hop mix Summer 2005 Juan Too Big Perez http://www.dj2big.com/?p=89

Don't you just want to write on some people's Facebook wall "You peaked in high school."

I just changed my phone number hit me up if you want 773-370-6226 and stalker i changed it because of you so don't use it

Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.

Anyone can stay true to your face, it's the people who stay true behind your back that really count.

To all the single mothers that are Daddy Mommy and Santa have a beautiful Christmas and a Happy New Year filled with love. GOD bless you!

Sometimes my EX pops up in my Facebook feed and I think "I am so glad you're the one that got away." :D

R Kelly Crucial Conflict - Ghetto Queen http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT0d0s_kTHw

Luv to banging boards to this :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT0d0s_kTHw

Mo Money Mo Problems http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twkh0YiInPM

Da Brat feat. Tyrese - What'chu Like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCS0rqMN63A

Missy Elliott - Hot Boyz http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRkev5Aooms

I remember the good old days B96 Julian Jumpin Perez Bad Boy Bill Tim Spinnin Schommer Frankie Hollywood Rodriguez and WGCI Martin The Boogie Man Luna, oh how I miss them!!!

R.Kelly feat Sparkle Be Careful http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2x86tostIKE

R. Kelly - When A Woman's Fed Up
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIciKDEA_5U

Sometimes my EX pops up in my Facebook feed and I think "I am so glad you're the one that got away."

I'm in the mood right now for good conversation laughs while sipping on some Coronas

texting... Her: Hi baby I miss you Me: Give me a blowjob Her: Could you be a little more romantic? Me: Give me a blowjob in the rain @-}---

Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.

ok women when you inbox me "Hi Papi" please don't have your children's pic as your profile pic makes me feel like I have a surprise waiting

JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ flashback mix November 2005 http://www.dj2big.com/?p=52

JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ Sad Girl 4 Freestyle Music Mix side A http://www.dj2big.com/?p=29

Fridge full of food - Nothing to eat.
Wardrobe full of clothes - Nothing to wear.
Internet full of sites - only on Facebook.

Its snowing I have never seen snow flakes this big they are huge

If I had it my way my ghosts of Christmas Past, Present and Future would be Marilyn Monroe, Eva Mendes and Jessica Alba.

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Another fun google trick type in the search bar: Let it Snow

Being a politican is like being a hooker. You can't be one unless you can pretend to like people while you're f-cking them. OBAMA 2012 yay..

is unemployable due to personal stuff I put on my Facebook page

When I fall in live I fall hard... i love you so much Godiva I can't wait to taste that yummy chocolate strawberry bursting with flavor all over my mouth...

Sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand... because under everyones hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved...

That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.... goto iTunes type in JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ

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Don't you just hate it when people say stuff in their status that you really didn't want to know? I hate that. Anyway, I gotta go poop.

I have my mixes for free downloads on my website DJ2BIGdotCom make sure to LIKE your favorites

hey, have a great Christmas don't forget me on your shopping list LOL I need iTunes gifts iPhone apps and music send to 773-370-6226 :)

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Forget the "poke" button... I want a "Punch someone in the face so they know how dumb they really are" button.

And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy womb, and bring forth a son, and shalt call his name JESUS. Luke 1:31

this is hilarious http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvqHOKdwF3o

when GOD created women he should have supplied us with a set of instructions…

is going to wrap batteries for Christmas and attach a note to it saying ""Toy Not Included""... reverse psychology!

Juan Too Big Perez spinnin live December 15, 2005 http://www.dj2big.com/?p=62

In my room.. decent singer. In the shower.. international pop superstar!!!

HipHop R&B Mix November 20, 2005 http://www.dj2big.com/?p=52

thank GOD my sister found my moms Coach purse :)

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

OMG!!! my mom lost her Coach purse I bought her!!!

Exit Facebook, close laptop, get into bed, look at phone, check Facebook...

Be part of a R∃vo˩UTION http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIAVKUqeuQw

I don't promote polititians but I ask that you take a good look at RON PAUL for President be part of a R∃vo˩UTION goto RonPaul2012 DotCom

Is it rude to throw a breath mint in someone's mouth while they are talking?

I feel like going out tonight. What's poppin?

Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there's anything good

Facebook is a lot like a fridge. When you're bored you keep opening and closing it every couple of minutes to see if there's anything good

LMAO!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvqHOKdwF3o

REBECCA BLACK WITHOUT AUTOTUNE!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PqWJzurB6k

I need Love R∃vo˩UTION http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEUX-HYRtUA

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wears a red dress, the kids in the neighborhood yell, "Hey, Kool-Aid!"

:(

SAD GIRL 4 FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix side A

http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl4a.mp3

fact: Pacman was originally going to be called Puckman, but they changed it because they were afraid of vandals changing the 'P' to an 'F'

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.

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The awkward moment when you're at your friends house and your friend is getting yelled at so you just stand there and pet the dog.

SAD GIRL 3 FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix side B
http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl3b.mp3

working on my website its more iPhone Android iPad friendly please let me know how it's functioning on your phone or tablet DJ2BIG DOTCOM

If your significant other claims they never look at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.

Dear God,
My prayer for 2012 is for A Fat Bank Account & a thin body Please don't mix these up like you did last year Either way I thank you

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French Montana "Shot Caller" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSrVIX_jfdg

I'm voting for PEDRO! Ron Paul 2012 R∃vo˩UTION

I have chosen who I will vote for President of The United States http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded

SAD GIRL 2 FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix side B http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl2b.mp3

There are 3 levels of pain. 1. Pain 2. Excruciating pain 3. Stepping on a Lego

┏(-_-)┛┗(-_- )┓┗(-_-)┛┏(-_-)┓Everyday I’m shuffling.

"It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich person to enter into the kingdom of God." - Jesus Christ

WARNING!!! NDAA Section 1031 Citizen Imprisonment Law will be signed in a few days Watch the video on my profile. You can get locked up for no reason or cause.

WARNING!!! NDAA Section 1031 Citizen Imprisonment Law will be signed in a few days http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLiKvSz_wX8

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They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.

J Cole Trey Cant Get Enough http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kj8DQ_mT7B8

Trust is like money; you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes you get robbed.

This dog is confused by the escalator http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOwLtahtmHg

In all thy ways acknowledge GOD, and he shall direct thy paths. Prv 3:6

SAD GIRL 1 FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix side B http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl1b.mp3

WTH!!! just happened..... oh boy... Chicago Bears you better win the rest of the season!!!!

Wow 59 yard field goal omg I spoke to soon!!! Go Chicago Bears!!!!

I think the Chicago Bears just woke up from hibernation...

bought myself a Christmas present, no air pump or no batteries required. My mail order bride should be here by Christmas :)

JUAN TOO BIG PEREZ Haters are just secret fans :)

I luv my haters your rumors made me famous!

To all the deadbeat dads, Just because you have one doesn’t mean you have to act like one.

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I have a friend on Facebook whose status says ""Suicidal - Standing on the edge of a cliff"". So I poked him :)

never play leap frog with a unicorn...

Chicago hot talent YOUNG BLAZE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAIOuf461H8

For the LORD loves the just and will not forsake his faithful ones - Psalm 37:28

Dear radio stations, instead of 40 minutes of commercial free music, how about 5 minutes of good music?

I once had a life … then some idiot came and told me to make a Facebook!

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle "take two aspirin" and "keep away from children"!

Ever wonder about those people who spend $3 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.

For this is the message you heard from the beginning: We should love one another. 1Jn 3:11

I'm eating such a good torta right now from La Rosita in Palatine

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In America, we will eventually have a President that used to play Pokemon as a child....... Scary!

What up with all these "ville" games? Fishville Farmville Yoville Where the hell is Margaritaville? * NYE2012 Juan Too Big Perez at BuzzBomb

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Awwww http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6yVip7bgCg

Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.

When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

I'm at La Pasadita about to max on some tacos the best Mexican food in Chicago only at La Pasadita

is wondering what the person who discovered milk was doing with the cow

What is the similarity between Michael Jackson and Caviar? .....they both come on white little crackers

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Skinny people go skinny dipping… what do fat people do? Chunky dunk?

SAD GIRL 1 2 and 3 FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix listen or download links on my profile

http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl3a.mp3 SAD GIRL 3 FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix side A

http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl3a.mp3 SAD GIRL FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix side A

SAD GIRL 3 FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix side A

You need to persevere so that when you have done the will of God, you will receive what he has promised. Heb 10:36

http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl2a.mp3 SAD GIRL 2 FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix side A

SAD GIRL 2 FREESTYLE MUSIC Mix side A http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl1.mp3

Women are magicians, they can change anything into an argument. :D

I watch pom. You probably misread that, LIKE if you did ;)

Freaky fingers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nlw4szIabsw

Facebook should have a limit on how many times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'.

On this day December 7, 1941 Pearl Harbor got attacked by Japan. On this day December 7, 2011 the USA citizen is Japan's number 1 consumer

The LORD will fight for you; you need only to be still.” Exo 14:14

SAD GIRL FREESTYLE MIX 1 side A

http://www.dj2big.com/podcast/SadGirl1a.mp3

I want to ______ right now!!!

Do you think horses worry about unicorns, just like humans worry about aliens?

GOD forgives sins he does not forgive evil. Whoever killed that little girl in Georgia rot in hell when you die.

dont ask me how I found this on YouYube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KswnjMa-MQ

The 'poke' button on Facebook should be replaced with a 'slap' button.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love. 1Jn 4:8

ok im done posting for today if you feel like laughing goto my profile and read all the post hope you enjoyed it tune in tomorrow for more!

Our phones fall, we panic, but when our friends fall, we laugh!

Barbie sure has a lot of shit for a woman who's knees don't bend.

A "bad" relationship is like a car running out of gas, u can stay in it as long as u want but u won't go anywhere!

I’m in shape. Round is a shape isn’t it? :D

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

If something cool happens and you don’t share it on Facebook, did it actually happen?

‎8 year olds today have Facebooks, twitter, phones, iPods. When I was there age, I had a coloring book, crayons, chalk, and imagination.

"I used to be the Internet!" - The Library

Did you know? Its impossible to say "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian? LIKE if you tried :)

You don't poke me as often as you used to :(

LIKE If you've ever laughed so hard, no noise comes out, so you sit there clapping like a dumbfounded seal.

That awkward little dance your thumbs do when you don't know how to reply to someones text...

‎(つ.と) -PEEK-A-BOO- と( ° . ° )つ

Would you like a Hippo as a pet? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B54Bl5b1AXw

Don't you hate when the person you're Facebook-stalking never updates anything...

Facebook is the only place where its acceptable to talk to a wall and you don't have to be high or drunk for it to talk back

If a telemarketer calls you, give the phone to your 3 yr old and tell them it's Santa Claus.

It's Monday please don't ruin my week by telling me the Chicago Bears lost yesterday I didn't see the game and don't know the score :D

¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ

America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.

Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi... Now only if I can get that trick to work on a bra strap when I'm with a girl :)

And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. Luke 2:12

thinks that if your relationship status says, ""It's complicated"" that you should stop kidding yourself and change it to ""Single""

I just changed the name of my ipod to ""the titanic"" so whenever I plug it in to my computer it says ""the titanic is syncing"".

Sunday School Lesson for today: In the Beginning, God created the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China.

Lazy fact #254946156, You were too lazy to read that number.

A relationship with no trust is like a cell phone with no service. All you can do is play games.

Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper

The LORD is my light and my salvation; whom shall I fear? the LORD is the strength of my life; of whom shall I be afraid? Psa 27:1

Sexiest person alive: http://facebook.com/profile.php?=73322363

Hey girl tell your man you are stayiing in tonight. I will pick you up at 12:01am to kick it

Our generation is going to have the weirdest grandparents ever. Tatted, pierced up, and listening to rap. Grandma gotta lip ring yo!

Cool little fact_ You can't hum if you plug your nose_.... I bet you just tried it, click LIKE if you did!

Yesterday I saw a baby with a bib that said "This dumbass put my cape on backwards."

LIKE if you reply ”LMFAO” ”ROFL” “LOL” and you’re clearly just sitting there emotionless as a robot.

I'm wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?

Learn from your parents mistake... Use birth control

Someone posted this on twitter "Real DJs spins off CDJs. No disrespect to people who use serato" LOL!!! This guy must never seen a turntable

when it seems like GOD has turned His back on you and He seems so far away...remember this...He's not the One that moved GOD is always there

Im tired of being single then i slept on the couch for a night and remembered what it feels like to be in a relationship :(

Timbaland - Pass At Me ft. Pitbull http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYJVKT0V-9U

While you're out eating and drinking after midnight please remember poor little Gizmo who isn't allowed to.

This generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside so tell your old school parents to shut up, LOL!

Just remember…if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.

(:pɐǝɥ ʎɯ oʇ ƃuıuunɹ sı poolq ʎɯ ɟo llɐ

Anyone work at Comcast? My comcast contract just ended and need a hook up on rates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj1DR5BhOd8

I feel like going out